January 2012
Interviewer: Welcome, Lady Gaga, to the sh-
Lady Gaga: I'M ITALIAN.
Interviewer: I really wanted to talk about your new alb-
Lady Gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Interviewer: Ms. Gaga, I'm really trying to get back on top-
Lady Gaga: I'M BISEXUAL. LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY. YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY, LITTLE MONSTERS. GAYS RULE AL.L EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL. FAME MONSTER.
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edwad:
my new years resolution is 1024x768
December 2011
notyoudonut:
“Soft moans and pants filled the air…”
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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sergeant-dignam:
somewheretaylor:
(via truthsunwinding, blanklove)
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tyleroakley:
sle4zy:
There was a little kid on the bus singing Someone Like You very badly, so I recorded it. Have fun looking at my face the whole time, by the way.
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so this happened a while ago, but the story begs...
i was a work the other day, and we usually get a buttload of tourists come in blah blah blah and there was this spanish family and the little girl wanted two pairs of shoes, and her mum was like one, and this kid looked at her mum and was like:
And I started humming the song and couldn’t wipe the grin of my smug ass face for the rest of the shift
geromy:
there are still some people i’ve followed for a while now but still don’t really talk to, for whatever reason, but we reblog shit from each other all the time and sometimes i look at their icon and i’m like
yeah we homies
cosmostrekker:
reichenbachs:
Okay I’m sorry but I think one of the most unintentionally hilarious moments in any episode of Sherlock is when Sherlock, John, and Lestrade all go into 221C and John looks at the sneakers on the floor and just says “shoes” really quietly.
#john: the legolas of sherlock
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nursejoey:
santaslittlecolfer:
I wonder what barackobama has blacklisted.
nothing
because he doesn’t believe in censorship
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Mum: He’s black Me: Mum: Me: Mum: Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
Why did my penis cross the road?
fishsticksandcustard:
To get to the other Vagina.
this has been the best week ever
because i only had work on monday and tuesday and on monday it was triple pay because public holiday and tomorrow and friday and saturday i’m getting crunk and seeing my friends. yes/
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I really fucking love potatoes.
the-lone-ginger:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
BOIL ‘EM, MASH ‘EM, STICK ‘EM IN A STEW